end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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