google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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