wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.