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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  wake up i wanna do it froggy style

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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• (716): View more from New York

  my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question

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• (916): View more from California

  I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.

  (1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

  ....you got kicked INTO a party??

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• (360): View more from Washington

  For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.

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