So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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