Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.