My nipple is on Facebook.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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