Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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