Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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