Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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