weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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