im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice