Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.