gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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