we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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