Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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