You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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