Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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