Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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