Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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