At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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