your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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