I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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