K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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