she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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