I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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