im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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