she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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