I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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