Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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