Is it normal to miss your booty call?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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