too bad you live with your parents still
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
