ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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