Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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