I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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