Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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