Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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