Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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