How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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