He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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