I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
did i just pee glitter
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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