She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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