But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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