Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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