capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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