Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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