Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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