What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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