i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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