if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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