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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm not a real person

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  I'm sorry, everyone knows that

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

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  No promises.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

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  You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You can't spell "party" without "RA."

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  You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  tuscaloosa is terrifying

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  like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin

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  there is no mercy here

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.

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