I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.