I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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