I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police