Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?

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(623): View more from Arizona

If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope

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(206): View more from Washington

imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.

(206): View more from Washington

Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.

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(772): View more from Florida

At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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(518): View more from New York

my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

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(740): View more from Ohio

his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis

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(678): View more from Georgia

actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline

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