We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs