At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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