So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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