Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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