were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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