She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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