it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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