super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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