yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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