omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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