Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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