The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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